Apologies for not getting back earlier. In relation to the earlier post, I am doing just fine now.
So here is an account of what happened -
Friday night - Take a fall damaging rear
Saturday Morning – Aaaahh!! WTF!! Then think oh well, maybe its nothing. (actually thinking..OMG!!!) Tell friends about it. They all yell – GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW. I say, umm it doesn’t hurt. I quite frankly do not like doctors, especially of this kind. So, I am going to wait it out.
Sunday Morning – FREAK OUT..During the course of the night, forgot the condition. Awake to see I am still under attack. Dial Jingle..who dials Pirana, with whom I end up going to this excuse of a doctor.
Happenings at the Women and Child’s clinic
Wait….wait somemore…look at pregnant women…wait somemore…look at wailing babies…struggle to hold down Pirana.(we do not want to land up in jail now!!)..wait a little more…Pirana nudges and signals for me to faint, so I would get a consultation asap. I was close to putting on my acting glasses, but the nurse called in me.
Doctor - Aged about 37, with greying hair, adorned with gold, wearing glasses.
Her bodyguard/nurse – Aged I don’t know how old, armed with a pad and a pen waiting to write down my bill.
Doctor – What is your Name?
Pirana - Pixi
Doctor – How old are you?
Pirana – 23, whispers to me..(dude, we are OLD)
Doctor to Pirana – So what happened?
Pixi – I am the one with the problem. And I don’t know what happened which is why I am here.
Doctor gives me a stare.
Pixi – Well, I fell down Friday night. Looks like my body thinks, it should start my cycle all over again.
Doctor – Its stress.
Pixi - Umm..my body really hurts. Unusually so.
Doctor - Its stress.
Pixi – Are you sure?
Doctor – Has this ever happened before?
Pixi – No.
Doctor – Then its stress. Take these meds, they should make your body ache better. Pay at the counter outside.
Pixi to Pirana - WTF!!!
Pirana – Lets just go home. I am hungry. Clearly this lady knows as much about her job as I know about nuclear physics. We can go to a doctor who isn’t looking for some extra spending money on a sunday.
Pixi – **blink**
Sunday Night
Talk my paranoia out to Jingle and Bloo. Feel worse.
Monday
Meet with Pirana at 8 PM. Look at the fish in the big fish tank at the hospital. There are blue ones and red ones…supposedly making out. I am going crazy by now. The doctor gets in by 8:30.
Doctor – Whats your name and how old are you?
Pixi - Pixi and 23
Doctor – So tell me exactly what happened.
Pixi - So I fell down Friday…my cycle started saturday…it hasn’t stopped yet.
Doctor – What were your previous dates?
Pixi digs into bag, pulls out sheet – Here you go
Doctor – Your done for this month then? This is the second time?
Pixi – That is correct.
Doctor - To the examination table.
Pixi – **gulp**
Doctor – **poke** Does it hurt here? **poke poke** Does it hurt here?
Pixi – Yes and No.
Doctor – Hmmmm….
Pixi – **gulp**
Doctor – Did you take any other meds at all in the last month?
Pixi – Yes I have.
Doctor – Eyebrow raised. Which brand?
Pixi - mumble mumble
Doctor – Rolling eyes…Never take that again. It is not good for you. It has a number of side effects. Take this it will stop it right now. Your cycle will go haywire for now but it should be back to normal in a month.
Pixi - **blink blink** So I am fine? Nothing is wrong with me?
Doctor – Yes Yes
Outside
Hugging Pirana Yay Yay Yay. Called Jingle..All is well.. Yay Yay Yay
Lesson Learnt – Do not mess with your body. It will scare the faeces out of you.
~Peace out~
izziedarling Said:
on September 17, 2010 at 12:11 am
Hey Pixi – sorry you had to go through all that. I had a similiar situation last year; when the doctor asked if I’d taken any meds in previous months, I told her I had this deal where they shot steriods into my shoulder. She said that explains it. Steriods bring on all sorts of bad. Peace out, indeed! Glad you are good!